Person: why do you wear false eyelashes, yours are long.
Me: I want MOAR!..
There is a certain level of pissed off that only a man can get you to. I am currently on that level right now.
Because of a man.
Bang Bang turned 4 today!
So I wake up early to go to school, even though I didn’t do my 230 multiple choice take home test or my essay on figurative speech. And I end up in the computer lab and not going to class— weeeee!